MERLIN BURLAP'S HOME PAGE

Official Parish Record & Archive of Unminuted Correspondence (Est. 1997)

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DIOCESAN AUDIT NOTICE (REF: MERC-1997/B): The Diocese of Mercia states that St. Sebastian's-in-the-Round is a sound Grade II listed building. Allegations regarding subterranean voids, uncertified clerical longevity (140+ yrs), or non-standard gravel migration are unverified.

THE BOOK: The Binding Stone of Cheveren

Status: Filed under 'Parish Maintenance & Unverified Liabilities'.

An administrative exposé documenting the fragile maintenance protocols of a rural Mercian parish council facing institutional modernization, financial audits, and subterranean pressure.

FORM 12-B: Official Grievance Portal

Use this form to log editorial comments, gravel migration, or low-frequency hums.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Merlin Burlap spent 23 years auditing rural drainage easements and parish council minutes across Mercia before being reclassified to non-operational status after a tea budget disagreement.

He lives in a coastal bungalow near Siltness and writes on an un-networked 1998 Windows PC.

PRIOR PAMPHLETS

Mercian Parish Boundaries (1991) [Out of Print]
Drainage Architecture (1996) [Confiscated]
Form 4-A & Public Bile (2002) [Pulped]

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